it is just like me to get too busy. 'Tis a shame, since there is so much good stuff going on. Well, not really good. Just dramatic. And I totally didn't instigate it. Well, not really. How was I to know my hippy liberal neighbors would start stealing my mail when they realized I was a republican?

Of course when I called the postal inspectors, it was a tough sell when I tried to explain the correlation between my Bush 04 stickers appearing on my car and my mail disappearing from my box. They set up a "sting operation" but I thought moving might just be an easier solution, seeing as my lease was up and my landlord was just as crazy as my hippy neighbors.